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germany
1. (Germany) (3326↑, 800↓)
Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.

Germany kicks ass with its badass guns.

2. (Germany) (2922↑, 414↓)
The country Hitler wasn't born in.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know where Hitler was born? Guy 2: Not Germany. Guy 1: k.

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3. (Germany) (2283↑, 426↓)
The most amazing country on Earth. Take this from me, an American who was lucky enough to live there for 5 awesome years. Germany is a country that has taken a total 360 since 1945. Germany is the democracy that America claims to be. Americans who constantly down-talk Germany and Germans for their errors in the past are very ignorant. It is a peaceful country rich in culture and history. Germans are hard-shelled people on the outside, however, they are very respectful and good-natured on the inside. They have a knack for things being done the RIGHT way(Alles in Ordnung\!) They appreciate the finer things in life such as art, music, history, family and friends. Germans are wonderful and privacy-respecting neighbors, enviornment friendly, great scholars, artists and engineers. Even as a very populous country, it is still very clean and absolutely beautiful. Plenty to see and do, and home to the the most awesome and functional highway system in the world. Das autobahn. Deutschland is geil,mann.

Elementary school teacher: What's the greatest country in the world? Kids: America\! Me: Wrong. GERMANY\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

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4. (Germany) (2258↑, 468↓)
A country that is ambitious and misunderstood.

“Everyone wants to be like Germany but do we really have the pure strength of will?”

5. (Germany) (1158↑, 219↓)
-Federal Republic of Germany (Bundesrepublik Deutschland)82,000,000 inh. -capital: Berlin (3.3 millions) -major cities: Hamburg (1.8) Munich/München (1.2) Cologne/Köln (1.0) Frankfurt (0.7) Essen (0.7) -languages spoken: german, frisian, sorbian -religions: evangelic (42%), catholic (35%), muslim (5%), and others americans usually mistake germans (inh. of germany)for car constructors wearing leather shorts. In fact, leather shorts are not at all popular in most parts of the country and car construction is not part of the general education plan. Only few folks in Bavaria (state in the country's deep south, capital Munich) still wear leather shorts, but mostly as an attraction for American and Japanese tourists. Wearing leather shorts in northern cites like Hamburg, you may find yourself beaten up or at least laughed at, so beware\! Germany is also well known for beer ("Beck's" from Bremen in the very north, "Löwenbräu" from Munich, "Holsten" from Hamburg...) great authors and soccer. (Fussball).

"you know it's football when the game lasts 90 minutes and the winner is germany" (peter shilton, english goalie)

6. (Germany) (1175↑, 397↓)
Many fascist people still think that Germany means National socialism, but that is absolutely WRONG\! It's 2005 now, so the 2nd world war ended 60 years ago. The German executed all "Nazis" that hadn't left Europe to America in 1945 and 1946. The German people still have to repent for those who made them agree to the Nazi regiem. They killed 6 millions Jews in many KZ's all over Central Europe. And in addition: Adolf Hitler wasn't German but AUSTRIAN \!\!\! He was born in Branau am Inn in Austria. I bet you didn't know. There is a proverb in Germany: "Nationalstolz ist in Deutschland gerade darum so schlimm, da es nichts gibt auf das man stolz sein könnte."

America killed until now 12 millions native Americans, 320.000 Japanese people in 3 days without getting accused for it, they kidnapped 0,5 millions Africans which became slaves in America. It attacks any country every 5th year. So what?

7. (Germany) (1070↑, 414↓)
The country who has and always will have the coolest looking military.

Hans: Was ist das, herauf in den Himmel? Klaus: Das ist ein Messerschmitt BF-109.

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8. (Germany) (663↑, 131↓)
Germany is a beautiful country full of people who respect each other and are still repenting for the holocaust 60 years after it ended. Germans would never even dream of saying that they are proud of being German, because their sense of pride and identity was trashed by some freak from Austria a long time ago. The holocaust wasn't the fault of the general population, and Germans have only recently started assuming a kind of national identity again, listening to bands singing in German, enjoying German movies and taking pride in German food, culture, landscapes, tolerance and openness. Germany deserves respect- it has had to suffer long enough.

I'm German-American living in Munich, so I know what I'm talking about, in case you were wondering. Germany is fantastic.

9. (germany) (476↑, 76↓)
Germany is one of the few countries that admits to and repents the crimes it has committed, something which other countries cannot claim of themselves.

Non-German European who ignorantly believes all Germans are Nazis: Germany is responsible for millions of deaths, which must mean they still willingly support the Nazi ideology, completely illogical bastards that they are. Me: What about the millions of (insert minority group here) you murdered in your colonies in Africa? *sound of crickets*

10. (germany) (426↑, 49↓)
ultra cool country in Central Europe. Any englishman who says they don't like the Germans are either racist, or ignorant. Like us, they worship football. Like us, they support their teams loyally through the hard times as well as the good. Like us they love to drink beer and socialise. Like us, they sometimes drink too much\! Like us, they eat a huge amount of cooked/cured meat, and not so much snail juice and frog bollock. Like us, despite their/our unemployment problems, are mostly hard working, blue collar folk. Like us, they have embarrasing traditions involving big men in girly cloths\! Like us, they have a problem with right-wing extreemism. Unlike us, they are unashamed in admitting their past mistakes and atrocities, which should help to ensure that they don't repeat them. Despite the stereotype, they have a very cool, understated sense of irony that rivals ours. It is a modern, wealthy, powerful democracy whom we should be proud to be allied with. Unlike France.

Even though the last time the three countries fought, Germany was our enemy and France our ally, Germany is held in a much higher regard in England than is France.

11. (germany) (470↑, 111↓)
Germany is the origin of numerous great inventions, such as: - Rocketry - MP3 - Heroin - Gummy bears - Communism - The jet plane - Computers - Beer\! So lets all stop bashing them and show some gratitude instead.

German scientist: "Yes, yes, somezing is missing. I know\! I will infent me a flying defice. And an electric computing machine wizz a storatch to do steering. Yes and I shall infent a strong opioid to fight longflight boredom as well as fitting yet-to-infent gelatin candy. Excellent..." Assistant: "May I haff zome of zee gelatin candy?" German scientist: "Nah you may not\!" Assistent .oO("Oh Im zoo wütend\! I will drink zome of zee alcoholic beferage I infented lately and zen I will zinc up a zoshall system for Germany where zee candy is for ef-eryone\!")

12. (Germany) (391↑, 67↓)
The most populous country in central Europe, Germany was divided into two separate states from 1949 until 1990 when the GDR (East Germany) was absorbed into the FRG (West Germany). Germany is an industrial giant and has the largest economy in Europe.

"Germany is at the heart of Europe."

13. (Germany) (383↑, 111↓)
A nation with a tortured history in the heart of [Europe] where governmental support of the arts and artists is a given. Germany's closest friend and ally is [France] (whose armies, under [Napoleon], raped and pillaged their way across the Rhine between 1805 and 1806). Traditionally both a [Roman Catholic] and a [Lutheran] country, depending on the region, Germany now has the fastest-growing [Jewish] population in the world. The [Austrians] are ethnic Germans (Austria was historically the most powerful German state until its defeat by Prussia in 1866); the [Swiss] are not.

If you give a "thumbs-down" to this entry on [Germany], then you are woefully uninformed.

14. (Germany) (589↑, 330↓)
A country that is full of people who respect the United States as much as many US citizens respect them. A great country overall, with very nice people, nice cars and good beer.

Remember: It's the German government that hates the US, not the general German public.

15. (germany) (291↑, 67↓)
Like most Americans I have ancestry, as well as living family in Germany: cousins, aunts, uncles, etc. Germany is a country that most Americans respect and admire, despite what a few idiots before me have written. A country of great inventors, great poets, great philosophers, great composers. Germany has contributed so much to the culture of Western civilization. It's a shame that a few idiots in 1933 ruined such a beautiful land. Germany also has VERY SEXY WOMEN\! I wish I could have sex with all the women in Germany--including my cousin's wife. In fact, ESPECIALLY my cousin's wife\! Germany is also a country where rap music has become so popular among the youth, there is even a neo-Nazi rap group there. I mean, come on, a neo-Nazi RAP GROUP\!\!\!\!

Smart American: Germany is cool. Smart American \#2: Indeed.

16. (Germany) (235↑, 13↓)
The only Western Democracy with brains enough to ban Scientology as a religion and put them under perpetual state surveillance.

Germany knew from bitter experience that a malevolent organization like Scientology had to be stopped\!

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17. (germany) (286↑, 90↓)
Maker of fine cars, guns, tanks, beer and music. Formerly Europe's neighbourhood bully, Germany used bash France regularly.

Germany beat France up in 1871, 1914 and 1940.

18. (Germany) (225↑, 49↓)
OK, before I get started on this definition can i just say that I am a half german half english person who has lived in Germany all her life, gone to german school and KNOWS about German culture so TRUST ME, i do know what I'm talking about\!\! Germany is a country in central Europe, with a very good rep for cars, football and beer, all of which I have to agree are very good. Ýes, they have also killed countless Jews and are also largely at fault for two terrible World Wars, and let me tell you something WE ARE NOT PROUD OF IT\!\!\! NO self respecting German would ever come out and say he was proud of what Hitler did (who, by the way was from Austria) and We also don't want it repeated. Every country has a past and I think the people who are still trashing us because of it, need to realize that it was 60 years ago and most of the people who were involved in it have by now infact died of old age. Anyone in Germany who is still a Nazi (which, may I point out amounts to about the same percentage of Racist swines in England, America, poland, or any other country on the face of this planet) is not honoured by all fellow cicizens and Nazis are as hated here as anywhere else. indeed, probably more hated, because of all the horrible stuff they did and have earned us a reputation for Racism and evilness which doesn't fit into modern German society. Despite this, contrary to what that Person from munich down there said, German people are proud to be German, but this is NOT because of the WWs but because we really d have a great country. The Music here is awesome, our football team is the best in the world (well, we think so...) and we produce amazing beer and cars for all occasions. Germany has a very "Proud to be German" feel about it, a sort of defence mechanism, whenever anyone brings up Hitler. This does NOT mean "We are proud to be german and hate all who are of a different race or belief than us and wish to kill them all." I mean, anyone living in Germany will appreciate how many turkish people there are here, and how many polish people. Without them, there would not be even nearly as many people in this beautifull country. Another poular misconception of Germany, is that we all wear Lederhosen (thats tight trousers made out of Leather), and eat sauerkraut all day. I can infact assure you, this is not the case. the only place in Germany ANYONE wears these hideous Garments is in Bayern (Bavaria) where the only real reason they are donned, is for American tourists to take pictures of them and say they went somewhere "real traditional" . Also, the german speaking Music market is very poular here, comprised of acts full of variety from Fler to Revolverheld to Jeanette Biedermann. The German Hip Hop scene considers itself to be "hardcore" and full of Murder, Drugs, hard youths and hoes, and anyone who listens to German Hip Hop (as a real fan) will talk about Berlin in a manner that suggests it to be the most hardcore city in the world, which of course everyone who has ever been to New York knows it is not. If you however, dare to defie them in their strong beleif that they are ard UNDEGROUNG Gangstas you will suffer seroious abuse. The German Rock scene is dominated by non punk rockers, but is also very popular.

me:I'm germany you:aha

19. (germany) (194↑, 39↓)
One of the greatest countrys in the world. Beautiful scenery. Hot women. Great beer. And the best automobile makers in the world to. Germans were also the first to discover many cool things such as Infrared lighting.

If I could move to another country, it would be germany\!

20. (Germany) (157↑, 25↓)
Germany, a country that knows how to deal with its past. Nowhere else are so many memorials for the victims of the country's past. And nowhere else are students supposed to know the whole history of the [Holocaust]. Once there was a [Concentration Camp] (by the way an English invention that was abused by the Nazis) in my neighbourhood and it now is a memorial, always visited by all kinds of people...

our grandfathers in germany killed 6 million people for no reason, but our children will know and won't repeat it. Others killed more and no one knows. What will happen next?

21. (Germany) (248↑, 122↓)
a country where swiss always buy their stuff because it's cheaper there

"let's go to da migros and buy some stuff" "no u dirty rich-ass muthafukka. i'm going across da german border and buy my stuff there at aldi\!"

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22. (germany) (152↑, 37↓)
German people are well tempered nice people , yes they were ressponsible for two horrific wars but that was 60 years ago , if you think Germany still has an abnormal amount of nazis in it you are and ignorant person,if you are convicted of neo-nazism in Germany the punishment is worse than in america or canada.GERMAN FOOTBALL RULES

guy1:hey that guy is from Germany girl1:wow i bet he has a big dong

23. (germany) (194↑, 92↓)
According to the German buisnessmen on The Simpson German is "The Land of Chocolate"

German Boss: What improvements do you reccomend for the plant? Homer: Well, uh. Um....I wish the vending machine wasn't so picky with the dollar bills it takes. German Boss: I understand Homer, we too are from the land of chocolate. Homer: Mmmm, the Land of Chocolate\! IN DREAM: *frolics around taking a bite out of chocolate bunnies* Homer: la la la...la la German Boss: Homer? Homer?\!

24. (germany) (122↑, 50↓)
a good place to visit;

Those Germans were nice when I visited Europe. Unlike those fuckin Parisians who stuck me with a huge bill when I was pissed on by my drunk-ass-sleep-walking friend who decided to drink a shit-load of heinikens instead of seeing the Eiffel tower and, he decided to pass out before going pee and ended up peeing on me at 2 in the morning and I ended up taking a thirty minute shower and thsoe fuckin Parisian decided NOT to put a shower curtain in our room and I got it all wet and the water leaked downstairs and those fuckers decid that I need to pay for the wet tiles event though the fuck-faces knew for a long time that the floor leaked. I hate Paris. But Germany I liked. They are nice in Germany.

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25. (germany) (62↑, 15↓)
the place where the best stuff is made. for example, beer, car, women, guns etc...

dude 1: dude, check out my pistol from america dude 2: dude, check out my smg from germany dude 1: dang...

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26. (Germany) (78↑, 32↓)
Country in central Europe that got divided after WWII. Was reunited by David Hasselhoff in 1989.

Fun fact: Germany, along with France, is also the USA's best excuse for losing the War on Terror because they refused to help invading independent foreign countries for their oil reserves. Shame on them\!

27. (germany) (107↑, 69↓)
Maybe the we are friendly, repent our past und make good stuff. But we are suffering from our bullshit government and we hate each other.

Bavarian: I wish Bavaria would become an unique country so I don't have to see these idiots from above anymore. German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job\! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear. German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer. German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer. German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert? German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?\! German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad. German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky. German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year. German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick\! Me: omg

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28. (Germany) (193↑, 155↓)
A country of great culture. Beer, cars, women, and guns. The German language can be manly and angry, yet beautiful at the same time.

The 20th Century would have been boring and uneventful without Germany. FÜr Gott, Ehre, und Vaterland\!

29. (germany) (185↑, 150↓)
bitch, germany did make the world cup.

Germany lost to England 5-1 in the qualifiers. But then they still made it to final, whereas England got their asses whopped early on. And but "asses whopped" I mean a 30 yard chip over the english keep and his gay ponytail.

30. (Germany) (52↑, 18↓)
The country I was born and raised in. (lucky me...) Very small in size (about the size of Indiana or Illinois) but big in culture and history. Very clean country. Not very violent. - Anymore... After shit like the 30 year war and WW1 abd 2 we kinda got the picture that war sucks ass. Not because we lost the world wars but because wars suck in general. Our country is in great shape now, but if I think about all the good men and women we lost between 39-45 it makes me sick. There werent too many german men left after the war but somehow I guess we managed to come around. The mentality of the german people in general has changed alot since those days. We are still all PROUD to be german, but if youre too proud people will think of you as a nazi. So people keep stuff like patriotism to them selves for the most part. Im almost thirty, and all my life Ive only seen the german flag fly in masses was back in 06 for the world championship... (soccer that is...) And take my word for it: all germans of age where wonderin if this is what it felt like back in the days... We kinda feel bad for the 20million russians we killed and the "subhumans" in the camps and all that. I know I didnt do it, but I know everybody fucks up sometimes. And when we do something,- we do it "anständig". (anständig = to do something 100%)

Dude1: Germany had europe on lock... Dude2: Yeah man, I heard. Thats like if Indiana would conquer all of the states... Dude1: Shit,... un-fuckin-believable....

31. (Germany) (25↑, 7↓)
A very respective, but under appreciated country. They have great culture, fine arts, beer (just appealing to the rednecks, here) and awesome cars. Hitler wasn't born in germany, either. He was born in austria. Most of the nazis were under aged teenagers too afraid to fight for the allies. Many were drafter under force against their will. So before you blame germany being a bad country stop to think, we have been in more than 20 seperate wars as a country less then 400 years old. I believe germany has been in 10, maybe less. They have been dated back to medevil times. Deutschland ist fur den sieg\!

How can germany be blamed for what their ancestors did?

32. (Germany) (10↑, 2↓)
No joke, Germany's like the best country. The drinking Age is 16, they have great beer, good weed (since germanys next to holland) and badass clubs. Parents aren't as bitchy as in america. Even school's better. No fucking cameras, no ID's, no cops and drug dogs and shit. And kids still behave better. oh yea, and you get out at 1.15 \!

guy: dude, germany the best fucking place in the world \! me: righttt, bro

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33. (Germany) (10↑, 2↓)
Often Germany is only seen as the causer of World War I and II but that's not all. Every German is hating Hitler and what had happened to all those innocent victims during his terror regime. But were not national socialist anymore\! Germany tries hard to come to terms with its past and Berlin is remembering you of what happened very much (cue: memorial). Then there is the DDR, a terror regime as well. If you ever visit Berlin and book a guide he will tell you mostly about the Third Reich and the DDR. The opposite of liberty and democracy. Germany, known for its beer, great cars and guns, is a beautiful country where nobody drinks beer to every meal, neither wears leather pants nor is taught how to built a car at school. There are so many stereotypes I hate. I'll only say it one more time: Don’t ever wear leather shorts in public\!\! Instead, it offers big culural facets and beautiful buildings, coastel and mountainous landscapes, big vibrant cities and the wide country. German food is also very delicious. Kebab, often sold by Turkish inhabitants, is yummy as well as the good, old Bavarian veal sausage. Germans are also known for their punctuality. It's true, we are always on time, natrual for every German. We are faithful, maybe rough sometimes but with a soft core. The most famous German facility is the Autobahn (die Autobahn). Many tourists are huge fans of it and I can understand why. There are many famous cultural people as well (Schubert, Goethe, Schiller etc.).

Prejudices may be funny but for Germany they aren't. No racism, no Nazis\! We're not like them anymore, we're modern, a new nation.

34. (germany) (23↑, 29↓)
Only Justin bieber would looks this up.

Search bieber germany if you do no understand.

35. (Germany) (18↑, 33↓)
Germany is alot like Wisconsin, but with a bad past.

I don't like Germany, but Wisconsin is awesome.

36. (Germany) (17↑, 47↓)
A magical place that you can only get to on a magic carpet ridein a time befor we can even remember Germany was already divided in half with a good side and a bad side. For many years the two sides battled for the land even though the door could not be opend a young man from parts unknown rather a stranger accidently opend the door colliding the 2 sides. That mans name was Skyler Tyzon thus emerged the battle for good and evil. Evil won the terrible war which triggerd events that emerged WW1. The evil King Krawg was dying so he hid in a mans body that man was Adolf Hitler.for many years WW1 was fought then WW2 emerged. Then one day a brave little caterpillar prince embeded himself in Hitlers brain Krawg found out and shot him self trying to kill the Prince. After that Germany was free and this time a wall was built. But there was unfinished buisness betwwen the Caterpillar Prince and the new ruler of Evil Gorpgorp Krawgs father Girgorp destroyed the wall but fortunatley the goos side won. And now the Caterpillar Prince rules Germany and made it what it is today. The End\!

Boberto: you know what i love about Germany Hankerson: Its history? Boberto: No\! the women

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37. (Germany) (16↑, 64↓)
The country that takes a very wonderful man away from his very wonderful lady :(

I wish all the airports in Germany would simultaneously close so I wouldn't have to be sad.

38. (germany) (139↑, 191↓)
Im german american. and i hate people who call germans nazi's. and most of these people are english.why? because they are too fucking jealous that we have achieved everything they ever wanted to. we won the world cup 3 times. we would have taken over the world if america wouldnt exist and your all pissed off that ur damn little island was almost bombed into a wasteland if it wasnt for americans..AGAIN. and oh yeah we were the first people to conquer ur shitty little island. oh and ur so crap that when u go to olympics u have to team up with ireland and wales and scotland cus ur athletes are too shit to have their own team. "THE UNITED KINGDOM" and oh yeah ur country is still the only one which is ruled by a fucking queen. U cant make cars, u cant make food, u cant make guns, U CANT DO SHIT\! one tiger tank usually took out 4-5 of ur crappy little boxes on wheels. you people just piss me the fuck off. and then u come with ur little shit excuses: BUT U KILLED SO MANT PEOPLE AND STARTED 2 WORLD WARS\!\!...YEAH WELL AT LEAST WE DIDNT TRY TO ENSLAVE PEOPLE. and oh yeah im not a racist. to the few decent english people im sorry, but the rest off you can go to hell.

english guy: the british navy is great german: what navy? they were sunk by germany's U-Boats (submarine)

39. (germany) (57↑, 147↓)
Japan's big brother. In WWII, Germany handed over advanced technology of Underseeboot (submarine) to Imperial Japan. Today, many Japan nazis worship to the once almighty Germany.

Germany got balls, Japan don't.

40. (Germany) (36↑, 138↓)
A country that used to be one of the most powerful in the world, but that after WW2 was made into an American style republic. Now led by Chancellor Angela Merkel, a puppet of the USA, It could be the 51 st state. It retains some of its traditions, but only to retain tourism and make profit in an american capitalist way. Also the butt of many jokes, because of its failure during WW2.

A jew walking in Germany, spits on the floor and slaps a german woman in the face. A policeman comes to arrest him. "You are under arrest Sir" Jew shows him his Israeli passport "Im sorry to have bothered you Sir, Goodbye"

41. (germany) (28↑, 174↓)
A place were jews aren't allowed.

Jew: hi what is this place German dude: Germany Jew: can i come in? German: nein

42. (Germany) (25↑, 187↓)
Overrated country, obvious racial tensions in the air. Country in which everyone there is cool but the GERMANS \!\! The only good thing about the place is the beer.

True Story Guy: Why did those guys leave the bar? Bartender: Germany or germans dont feel comfortable with Americans around. Guy: Hahaha, im here on vacation, shit.

43. (germany) (29↑, 213↓)
A country once run by the dictator, Karl Schiffer, during world war II.

Karl killed the jews. He's hitler. And he ran Germany.

44. (germany) (68↑, 420↓)
A country with many good qualities such as good medicine, good cars, their resilience from the economic depression after the war, their enginnering and so on... It is too bad they aren't able to admit their past and try to justify their actions on hitler beign a charismatic speaker and him beign Austrian and not German.

Jew\>Why did the people in Germany kill us?\! German\>You can't blame us, Hitler was such a charismatic speaker

45. (Germany) (127↑, 697↓)
The country which brought forth two World Wars, Communism and Nazism, concentration camps and death camps, engineered and executed the Holocaust. Germany invented propaganda and blitzkrieg. Germany invented carpet bombing of the cities, crematoria and Cyclone B. They invented superhuman and subhuman as well as starving children to death. Germans used human hair to stuff pillows and human skin to make gloves. Germans also make good cars.

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  • Germany — (Олимпиада,Греция) Категория отеля: 2 звездочный отель Адрес: Olympiada, Олимпиада, 57014, Греция …   Каталог отелей

  • Germany — (engl., spr. dschörmĕnī), Deutschland …   Meyers Großes Konversations-Lexikon

  • Germany — (engl., spr. dschörmĕnĭ), Deutschland …   Kleines Konversations-Lexikon

  • Germany — Surtout porté aujourd hui en Martinique, le nom se rencontre aussi dans le Gard et dans le Nord. C est une variante de Germain (voir ce nom), la finale retranscrivant une forme latinisée …   Noms de famille

  • Germany — c.1300, from L. Germania, a Roman designation (see GERMAN (Cf. German) (2)). In M.E., the place also was called Almaine (early 14c.) …   Etymology dictionary

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